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tallforesttowers:

ahlohomora:

how did i even survive back in 2011

I can tell I was tired last night cause I slept okay but damn I’ve been shifting my sleep schedule to 3am-10am and this needs to stop happening

track name: Everybody
play count: 231250

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

It’s great when I get a good amount of tips at work cause I feel like I have money to get things like cat litter, gas and some food and maybe a comic or two

but then I realize $100 really isn’t a lot of money anymore and I really wish I could get more hours this week

buckybarks:

bury me with this photoset

a-cup-of-moriartea:

reminder a lot of people have this show up on their dash and it does remind them to eat after genuinely forgetting to so thank you for this

poppypicklesticks:

ultrafacts:

What Cat Behaviors Actually Mean

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I find that rolling around and showing their belly is very often, a cat’s way of saying “touch my belly and I’ll take a chunk out of your hand mother fucker” 

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

It’s great because my mom is a computer programmer and she collects rubber ducks. She has TONS on her desk at work.